TOO MANY QUESTIONS
Lunch with the1st graders at an elementary school. These kids are getting bold....
Sensei, can I touch your hair?
Me: Sure.
Sensei, are all Americans dark like you?
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhh.....noooo
Sensei: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: I don't have a boyfriend.
Sensei: Do you and your boyfriend sleep in the same bed?
Me: I don't have a boyfriend....
Sensei, why are your ears pierced?
Me: Because-
Sensei, when do you fly back to America?
Me: Next year.
Sensei: You don't live in America?
Me: I live on Iki.
(SHOCK)
Sensei, what language does your family speak to you in...?
Me: French
(CONFUSION)
Sensei: Why don't you and your boyfriend sleep in the same bed?
Me: o_______O (I whisper a silent prayer) Lord, give me strength.
Sensei, are you having a baby?
Me: NOOOOOO! *make mental note to hit gym more.often These kids think I'm preggers.*
PREGGERS?! Absolutely rude :/
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